(More Than Men has addressed “the friendzone” before. Here’s a poem on a related topic by the Slam Master of Mill City Slam in Lowell, MA. – Sasha) I know that if anyone saves me in my hour of need it will be one of my ex-girlfriends. One ex-girlfriend got me a job when I was destitute. My ex Michele who is a nurse treated the cut on my arm when I didn’t have health insurance it would have gone septic she said if I’d waited any longer.